Kate Shapirohttp://katemshapiro.kinja.comen<![CDATA[This porno wasn't filmed by a third party. ]]>http://jezebel.com/this-porno-wasnt-filmed-by-a-third-party-it-isnt-reall-494252929This porno wasn't filmed by a third party. It isn't really artfully edited. It's just a regular sex tape like Kim Kardashian's. The difference is that she made it so she could sell it to vivid which makes it a porno not a sex tape.

JFC, has anyone at Gawker Media even seen the thing?

]]>Tue, 7 May 2013 19:56:42 GMT494252929<![CDATA[We're all black friends.]]>http://deadspin.com/were-all-black-friends-http-www-youtube-com-watch-v-486212735We're all black friends.

]]>Wed, 1 May 2013 14:59:24 GMT486212735<![CDATA[Oh, this just reminds me of Nick Kroll in Reno 911. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/w8...]]>http://deadspin.com/oh-this-just-reminds-me-of-nick-kroll-in-reno-911-htt-486083900Oh, this just reminds me of Nick Kroll in Reno 911. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/w8...

]]>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:07:20 GMT486083900<![CDATA[it says nsfw three times in the title dickhead]]>http://gizmodo.com/it-says-nsfw-three-times-in-the-title-dickhead-473143456it says nsfw three times in the title dickhead

]]>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:54:41 GMT473143456<![CDATA[I'm not, like, certain but I don't think she said that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey will burn in hell. ]]>http://gawker.com/im-not-like-certain-but-i-dont-think-she-said-that-am-476991155I'm not, like, certain but I don't think she said that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey will burn in hell. That sounds like some tabloid word twisting bullshit...

]]>Wed, 6 Mar 2013 00:00:33 GMT476991155<![CDATA[If there was endless rain there would be mass suicides. ]]>http://deadspin.com/if-there-was-endless-rain-there-would-be-mass-suicides-451732214If there was endless rain there would be mass suicides. It rains one day in New York and I don't want to leave my apartment. Everyday? Jesus fucking Christ.

]]>Tue, 5 Mar 2013 21:17:01 GMT451732214<![CDATA[Oh good, another white person who works for Gawker. ]]>http://gawker.com/oh-good-another-white-person-who-works-for-gawker-jus-477022257Oh good, another white person who works for Gawker. Just what we needed.

]]>Fri, 1 Mar 2013 16:34:54 GMT477022257<![CDATA[I mean... ]]>http://deadspin.com/i-mean-its-pretty-obvious-his-best-friend-rob-is-h-451169343I mean... It's pretty obvious his "best friend Rob" is his boyfriend, right?

]]>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 21:33:01 GMT451169343<![CDATA[Wouldn't it be great if Manti Te'o got into acting after all this? ]]>http://deadspin.com/wouldnt-it-be-great-if-manti-teo-got-into-acting-after-451173040Wouldn't it be great if Manti Te'o got into acting after all this? That he was so good at making up his girlfriend that he became the next Daniel Day Lewis? I would be so proud of America. You recognize someone's talents and then utilize them. THE AMERICAN DREAM.

]]>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:08:13 GMT451173040<![CDATA[Poop instagramming is exactly what SnapChat is for.]]>http://deadspin.com/poop-instagramming-is-exactly-what-snapchat-is-for-451196550Poop instagramming is exactly what SnapChat is for.

]]>Tue, 8 Jan 2013 20:12:30 GMT451196550<![CDATA[Maybe "Three majors, no hope" hasn't found a job because that person sounds incredibly irritating.]]>http://gawker.com/maybe-three-majors-no-hope-hasnt-found-a-job-because-478009007Maybe "Three majors, no hope" hasn't found a job because that person sounds incredibly irritating.

]]>Mon, 1 Oct 2012 22:50:39 GMT478009007<![CDATA[In 4chan time this is OLD news.]]>http://gawker.com/in-4chan-time-this-is-old-news-478317644In 4chan time this is OLD news.

]]>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 19:09:30 GMT478317644<![CDATA[I don't know if he's a douche more than he is an 18 year-old boy. ]]>http://gawker.com/i-dont-know-if-hes-a-douche-more-than-he-is-an-18-year-478428337I don't know if he's a douche more than he is an 18 year-old boy. Remember being 18? Everyone acted like this.

]]>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 06:18:04 GMT478428337<![CDATA[Does this mean Tom and Gisele are brother and sister?]]>http://deadspin.com/5914869/game-of-thrones-author-says-patriots-are-the-nfls-lannisters?comment=50228066#commentsDoes this mean Tom and Gisele are brother and sister?

]]>Fri, 1 Jun 2012 15:33:43 GMT494180083<![CDATA[I went to public high school in Texas and I got a truancy violation for missing four classes (not ev]]>http://gawker.com/i-went-to-public-high-school-in-texas-and-i-got-a-truan-478495377I went to public high school in Texas and I got a truancy violation for missing four classes (not even days— classes) and it was expunged off my record after I had to spend the next three months getting signed in to every class. It was a bureaucratic pain in the ass but not a big deal in the long run. It even probably worked out for the best: when I got a minor in consumption (remember: dipshit high school kid) the next month the judge told me she was impressed I got all A's even though I never went to class and gave me a lighter sentence than she would otherwise.

]]>Thu, 31 May 2012 20:53:24 GMT478495377<![CDATA[Putin has better things to do than go to the Olympics. ]]>http://gawker.com/putin-has-better-things-to-do-than-go-to-the-olympics-478498814Putin has better things to do than go to the Olympics. Like jump out of airplanes, fuck on top of volcanoes and plot intergalactic alien space domination.

]]>Thu, 31 May 2012 13:28:34 GMT478498814<![CDATA[Does she really drink opium tea and yell at her parents? ]]>http://gawker.com/5902308/small-girl-big-mouth-a-girls-recap?comment=48929150#commentsDoes she really drink opium tea and yell at her parents? I feel like if you drank opium tea you would just sit on your couch watching Wheel of Fortune feeling pretty okay about everything— not yell at your parents.

]]>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:49:48 GMT478611820<![CDATA[This entire "undercover-journalist-writes tell-all-article-about-greek-life" thing was already a sto]]>http://jezebel.com/5897558/dartmouth-frat-bros-bro-memoir-will-one-day-polarize-bros-everywhere?comment=48409493#commentsThis entire "undercover-journalist-writes tell-all-article-about-greek-life" thing was already a storyline on ABC Family's Greek.

]]>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 20:41:44 GMT460728194<![CDATA[Since there's sideline tweeting this year, who's actually going to tweet something entertaining? ]]>http://deadspin.com/5880325/2012-nfl-pro-bowl-live-blog?comment=46477684#commentsSince there's sideline tweeting this year, who's actually going to tweet something entertaining? Is it possible to even be entertaining during the Pro Bowl?

]]>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:14:35 GMT452117516<![CDATA[This is a dumb fucking headline. ]]>http://gawker.com/5878699/in-the-battle-of-kardashians-vs-dr-oz-french-senate-votes-kardashians?comment=46293898#commentsThis is a dumb fucking headline. Here I was thinking I would read about Kardashians and instead read about FRANCE?

]]>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:21:18 GMT478973371<![CDATA[This is ridiculous. ]]>http://gawker.com/5875648/who-i-would-fuck-in-the-nfl-playoffs-tomorrow?comment=46014178#commentsThis is ridiculous. I'm sorry but Tim Tebow is a good person. Giving sick people football tickets? What about that makes you an awful person? Are you seriously calling Tim Tebow a dick because he talks to sick kids before games? That's what makes someone a dick these days?

Would you hate him if he was a devout Muslim or a devout Jew? No you wouldn't. You, and every other member of the media, would probably love him because it's subversive and politically correct. I'm no Christian. Tim Tebow has personal beliefs that are different than mine- beliefs I don't believe in. I'll say that. But pissing on Christians because it's in vogue is no better than pissing on any devout religious person.

]]>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 03:08:47 GMT479024455<![CDATA[I interned at Deadspin for a semester and I was always in a semi-hungover state and naturally always]]>http://deadspin.com/5873839/readers-you-are-free-to-roast-aj-in-the-comments?comment=45798912#commentsI interned at Deadspin for a semester and I was always in a semi-hungover state and naturally always wanted to smoke. I sat next to AJ who always had cigarettes and I always wanted to bum one but I knew he would be one of those guys who would either a.) ask me for a dollar to offset the astronomical price of New York cigarettes despite the fact he had a paying job and I was an unpaid intern, or b.) give me one but silently judge me as if I was the drunk girl outside the bar a 4 AM with vomit on her upper lip. Okay, that's all I have. Make Gawker good again, AJ.

]]>Sun, 8 Jan 2012 04:44:02 GMT452135413<![CDATA[I was arrested in high school for being drunk at a party. ]]>http://gawker.com/5869293/being-arrested-is-completely-normal-for-kids-these-days?comment=45341054#commentsI was arrested in high school for being drunk at a party. I didn't have any alcohol on me nor was I driving at the time. The cops just busted into the party, breathalyzed everyone and arrested them.

Not that interesting- it was Texas and cops are dicks. What was interesting is that when I went to court six weeks later I got the lightest possible sentence possible because the judge was so impressed with how well I dealt with my truancy case six months beforehand. It was the most bizarre court appearance of my life.

]]>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:22:42 GMT479121426<![CDATA[I like this weekly post. +1, Deadspin.]]>http://deadspin.com/5859094/eli-manning-lost-to-alex-smith-is-a-bum-your-sunday-nfl-roundup?comment=44356599#commentsI like this weekly post. +1, Deadspin.

]]>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 14:45:03 GMT452170595<![CDATA[+1]]>http://deadspin.com/5855739/this-is-what-espncom-under-attack-looks-like?comment=44039150#comments+1

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